Say Hello to Zoidberg, Livejournaler!!

dr_zoidberg @ 2003-12-27T11:30:00

2003-12-27T16:30:40Z

It is I, Zoidberg!!

I bet you thought I was dead, but here I am!!! HURRAY!!

I was excited for this season called Christmas, but afraid of the robit Santa Clause...but my friends did not get me any presents :(

Ohhhh the misery that is zoidberg

dr_zoidberg @ 2003-06-23T16:02:00

2003-06-23T20:03:01Z

Again with the rejection and the loneliness...

Zoidberg just returned from the latest survivor filming

I arrived and thought, hurray, finally it is Zoidberg who will have the fame maybe..

But they voted me off at the first meeting, what, was Zoidberg too uuuuuuugly for surviiiiiivoooorrrrr????

The pain is too much, so maybe later I'll make with the writing and the explanations..

dr_zoidberg @ 2003-06-20T11:30:00

2003-06-20T15:30:30Z

My income tax check. Hurray!!!!

I'm swelling with patriotic mucus!!!!!

dr_zoidberg @ 2003-06-20T11:11:00

2003-06-20T15:18:42Z

Today it is raining and as I was scuttling to work, I noticed some worms on the ground. I leaned over to devour the delectable morsels when the robit kicked me and stole my timex.

I'm sooooooooooooo anggggry

WOOOOOSOFFSFLSFKSFKSFLSF:

dr_zoidberg @ 2003-06-19T22:13:00

2003-06-20T02:16:52Z

I was looking for the livejournals of my friends and I found who I thought was the robit and I thought hurray

But it wasn't the robit, it was a fat balding human pretending to be the robit, and he wouldn't talk to me

Everyone has friends but Zooooooooooidberg!!!!

excellent, excellent

2003-06-19T21:46:53Z

Hello, It's me, Dr Zoidberg!

I'd never seen this livejournal thing, but i've been hearing things!!